Okay, so an occasion has arisen for me to dump a series of boob illustrations. Most real boobs do not look quite like the boobs you see depicted in various media. Bras are usually quite similar in shape (and size, for that matter), but actual boobs vary from person to person, just like any other part of the body. The same goes for nipples and areolas. So no, your chest area is not nearly as freaky as you may have been lead to believe. Enjoy!
(I’m not going to bother tracking down all their origins, but if you want to see where they came from, try doing either a Google reverse image search or a TinEye search to see them in context.)